And so it was written: THOU SHALL NOT HUG!

Continuing to prove the stupidity and insanity of our country, a student in Illinois has earned detention for the horrific crime of hugging a friend. HOW DARE THEY! (And not how dare the school for suspending the student, how dare that little shit try to hug a friend. BLASPHEMY!).

The eighth-grader was punished for violating a school policy banning public displays of affection when she hugged two friends Friday.

Let's get real here for a second. This type of behavior cannot be allowed at our schools. Because its a slippery slope. First, kids are hugging. Next, they are making out in class. And before you know it, there is a full on gang bang in the quad at recess. And there is nothing you could do to stop it at that point. As the school clearly states, no PDA (and that stands for Public Displays of Affection. Not your Palm Pilot or Treo you dumbshit):

Displays of affection should not occur on the school campus at any time. It is in poor taste, reflects poor judgment, and brings discredit to the school and to the persons involved.

Exactly. If there is anything that is in poorer taste and judgment than a hug, someone please let me know. My only thought is that the punishment did not fit the crime. I would say jail time is the MINIMUM that this punk rule-breaking kid deserves.