FINALLY!

I have already gone down to South America to get my face lift, botox, lipo, tummy tuck, breast enhancement, ass implants, calf implants, forearm implants, cleft chin, nose job and cheek implants on the cheap. But the one thing they didn't have was motherfucking abdominal etching! And I have ALWAYS wanted abdominal etching. ALWAYS! You have never heard of abdominal etching? What, have you been living under a rock?

The technique, called abdominal etching, is a kind of precision liposuction. The doc sucks out the fat that's standing between the patient and, if everything goes well, the six-pack. The suction six-pack costs between $4,000 and $7,000.

Awesome! In today's hustle bustle world, who has time to eat right and work out. In between closing deals, I am usually closing a deal or about to close a deal so this would be perfect for me. And look at the picture, the guy looks TOTALLY normal. Flabby boobs and a rock hard, cartoon looking six-pack. As normal as can be. Plastic Surgery: Now Six-Pack-Tastic!