Simcha Felder: Genius

Pigeons. They are dumb. And annoying. And I am pretty sure they are useless. Unless you really need some urban target practice. Basically just a flying rat that would like nothing more than to eat your food scraps and shit on you out of the air. Well there is a genius in NYC who is looking to do something about these turds of the sky.

City Councilman Simcha Felder on Monday called on the city to levy a fine of as much as $1,000 on people feeding pigeons, distribute bird contraceptives, and employ hawks to scare the birds away.

Um. AWESOME! My favorite would be to have trained hawks swoop in and murderize these dumb pigeons. London is already ahead of the curve on this one.

London has outlawed feeding pigeons in Trafalgar Square and brought in trained hawks to kill them.

That is seriously one of the coolest things ever. I would PAY to sit in Trafalgar Square to see these sweet hawks dominate the pigeons. But unfortunately for NYC, it will be really hard to fine homeless people, gypsies, vagrants, drunks, and bag ladies $1k for feeding their only friends. I vote for killer hawks!