DRATS! NOT MY MAGIC LEG!!!

India's awesomeness is surpassed only by their awesomeness. We are well aware of their love for dogs. What I did not know was their affinity for magical appendages.

Two men attacked an 80-year-old, self-proclaimed holy man in southern India and chopped off his right leg, apparently believing it had magical powers, police said Thursday. Yanadi Kondaiah, who claimed that those who touched his leg would be cured of illness or have wishes granted, was hospitalized in serious condition after the attack Tuesday.

This dude must have been sweet. Well, he was a pretty cool dude when he had his magical leg. Now he is just an 80 year old geezer with only one leg. Not even a magical one at that. But how could these men simply chop off the magic leg without the 80 year old dude noticing?

Kondaiah told police that two men offered him a drink as thanks for previously helping them with his magical touch. After he passed out drunk, the men chopped off the leg below the knee with a sickle and left him to die.

Uh... there are probably not too many ways to wake up worse than waking up with one less leg than you fell asleep with. ESPECIALLY if that leg was magic and healed people of their diseases and granted wishes. "FUCK!!! MY MAGIC LEG!!!! Has anyone seen a magical leg!! I know I had it when I fell asleep!"

I am not well versed in the powers of magical appendages, but I am going to go out on a limb and say they are not too common. So when you do have one you better keep good care of it. And by keep good care of it I mean not letting people chop it off in your sleep.

Well hopefully the men who stole it will continue to put the leg to good use. Do magic legs keep their power even after they are severed from their original owner? Would anyone with a magical appendage with the power to heal and grant wishes please let me know. I want to look into getting magical power installed in my penis. But only have the magic cure hot women. Naturally.